i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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