Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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