I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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