no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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