found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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