i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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