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• (917): View more from New York City

  Where you at

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  assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?

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  Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

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  me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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• (925): View more from California

  It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.

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• (315): View more from New York

  So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary

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