It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
God, you're like boner-b-gone
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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