we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm too high and old for this...
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