At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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