well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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