Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Porn is love you can see.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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