with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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