I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Dick very happy bro
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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