you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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