everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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