ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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