that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize
