The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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