He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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