Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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