I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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