I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She announced her abortion via fbk
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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