My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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