I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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