This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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