We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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