I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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