i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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