Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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