It's Friday. Sex?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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