I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize