You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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