Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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