we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You peed on a flamingo?!?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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