fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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