I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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