I showed him my bush... on skype.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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