just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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