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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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