Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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