i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
