I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just saw a hot homeless man
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he shaved USA in his pubs
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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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