Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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