i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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