well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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