Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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