Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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