If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
