So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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