My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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