I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Couch. On fire.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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