therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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