So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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