Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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