On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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