is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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