they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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